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Seriously, his voice feels like the default Narrator voice!
When I think out loud, it sounds nothing like Morgan Freeman.— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 18, 2015
Because a truthful father is what a child wants!
Nothing better than spending an entire morning staring into my baby daughter's eyes, whispering, "I can't do this".— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 26, 2015
Stupidity is what makes life less boring!
In the morning, I like to let the dogs out and sing, "Who let the dogs out" before punching myself in the face as hard as I fucking can.— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) September 26, 2015
Those wonderful years aren't coming back again!
Being a father is the single greatest feeling on earth. Not including those wonderful years I spent without a child, of course.— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) July 22, 2016
Well, you can imagine the difficulty of picturing someone who doesn't exist!
I'm making an oil painting of my sister, Sarah. And it's more difficult than I thought because I don't have a sister.— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) September 11, 2016
Exaggerating is something that he doesn't know!
I'd walk through fire for my daughter. Well not FIRE, because it's dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair.— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) September 11, 2015
Ryan Reynolds for president, he is so honest!
My daughter's only 6 months old and already drawing. I'd hang it on the fridge but honestly, it's absolute garbage.— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 19, 2015