Giving the job interviews is a pain in the ass and when you have to give so many interviews and answer every single question, again and again, it does hurts and there comes a point in our life where we get so frustrated to give an interview in the life.
So if someone is in that state of mind regardless to say he definitely is not interested in answering those questions straightforward but there is hardly any choice with us than to answer those questions. You, of course, can let your frustration when you are alone….
This is how I would answer the same questions. Yes of course in mind
So here we go….
1. Tell me a little about yourself?
I know this little isn’t little actually. You want to know everything in the name of little. It’s just that you are too lazy to devote your time. That is why you want to know everything in such a way that it takes the least time.
2. What are your biggest strengths?
I guess my biggest strength is answering the same questions every single without losing my temper.
3. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
When you will give me a job then only I will be able to think about the future.
4. What do you consider to be your biggest professional achievement?
Obviously when you didn’t allow me how would have other recruiters hired me and that is the reason why I have achieved so much in life.
5. Why do you want this job?
Job hogi toh paisa aayega. Aur phir…
These are answers to some questions. I don’t want to think about other questions because you know na isse jyada I can't discuss about it...
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